Your head asplode

Okay, so my view of Tales of the Abyss characters so far (Asch just joined the party) is as follows:

Natalia - Brat
Luke - Bigger brat
Asch - Jerk
Jade - Hot jerk (yum)
Tear - Has a brain despite her awesome rack
Anise - Has no brain OR morals OR cuteness despite lack of rack (though her loyalty to Ion is nice, and the teddy doll thing kicks butt)
Ion - Cutest thing since sliced bread. And sliced bread ranks pretty high on my cuteness scale
Mieu - MINE!!!
Van - #$&$#@%&@#!!!